Go, go, go, go, go shawty, it’s your birthday. We gon’ party like it’s your birthday. I swear, the only thing that would have made this birthday celebration better is if 50 Cent had come through in all his capped teeth glory to bless ya girl with a live performance and a juicy kiss. Oh, and I ...
. . . And You Can Bring
Look here. When yinna want throw party, please know how yinna ga pay for it. A surefire way to get me to not attend your function is to utter these four dreaded words: and you can bring. Why? Because it’s presumptuous and I shouldn’t be slapped with a cover charge to party with you. Somewhere ...