I need a vacation. So, I’m taking one. Today, I head to Abaco to get some much-needed R&R. The last time I was on the island, it was 2002. That’s 16 whole years! Some of the islanders left a bad taste in my mouth, so I was in no hurry to return. Even though Abaconians are a proud people ...
Hear Words, Feel Words, SeaWords
I swear, this year just keeps getting better. I was recently invited to take part in SeaWords Bahamas – the country’s first literary festival. Me! I swear, I could win an Oscar, Golden Globe and Emmy and I would still be surprised that someone wants me on their panel. My plan was to attend the ...
When The Cook Can’t Cook
Do you know why people who can’t cook always insist on cooking? Because no one tells them that they can’t cook. So, they insist on cooking! Bahamians are at their most creative when they’re in the kitchen. We whip up things that others can only dream of creating. We like our food seasoned and ...
Happy Birthday To Me!
Go, go, go, go, go shawty, it’s your birthday. We gon’ party like it’s your birthday. I swear, the only thing that would have made this birthday celebration better is if 50 Cent had come through in all his capped teeth glory to bless ya girl with a live performance and a juicy kiss. Oh, and I ...
. . . And You Can Bring
Look here. When yinna want throw party, please know how yinna ga pay for it. A surefire way to get me to not attend your function is to utter these four dreaded words: and you can bring. Why? Because it’s presumptuous and I shouldn’t be slapped with a cover charge to party with you. Somewhere ...
