Close your eyes and imagine for a moment. Wait, read this part first, then close your eyes. Because if you close your eyes now, you won’t know what I’m going to say. So, read this next sentence, then close your eyes. Imagine living in a Caribbean country where gentle breezes flow through ...
An Inconvenient Truth
Welcome to The Bahamas. Land of sun, sand, sea . . . and mediocrity. A place where heads are proverbially buried in powdery white sand, messengers are metaphorically shot daily and foreign money is welcome with open arms, but the owners of said currency are not. Here in these 700 islands, the ...
My Adventures In Abaco
Abaco, you have redeemed yourself. If you read my previous post, you’d know that I had such a bad experience in Abaco 16 years ago, that I kept my distance. This time around, however, things were much different and I’m glad I gave the island a second chance. I almost didn’t make this trip. ...
. . . And You Can Bring
Look here. When yinna want throw party, please know how yinna ga pay for it. A surefire way to get me to not attend your function is to utter these four dreaded words: and you can bring. Why? Because it’s presumptuous and I shouldn’t be slapped with a cover charge to party with you. Somewhere ...
Let Me Be More Pacific
Why we is talk so bad? Nothing kills me more than people who don’t speak properly but always want to act cute and say words that make absolutely no sense. They pronounce every syllable in that word and then look at you like you’re dumb when you’re looking at them like they’re dumb. I’ve sat in ...
