My friend Cerys is expecting a baby. For nearly nine months I have been subtly and not so subtly trying to convince this heifer to name her daughter after me and have been referring to this child as “Baby Ro” every chance I get. With her due date imminent, I am losing hope that the baby will ...
. . . And You Can Bring
Look here. When yinna want throw party, please know how yinna ga pay for it. A surefire way to get me to not attend your function is to utter these four dreaded words: and you can bring. Why? Because it’s presumptuous and I shouldn’t be slapped with a cover charge to party with you. Somewhere ...