Go, go, go, go, go shawty, it’s your birthday. We gon’ party like it’s your birthday. I swear, the only thing that would have made this birthday celebration better is if 50 Cent had come through in all his capped teeth glory to bless ya girl with a live performance and a juicy kiss. Oh, and I ...
The Hardest Thing I’ve Had To Do
I’ve decided to put my 15-year-old dog, Tinkerbell to sleep. It is by far the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do in my life. Two years ago, her doctor told me that her bone cancer was getting worse and that, if I was lucky, she would get another year or two. He was right. The cancer has ...
Let Me Be More Pacific
Why we is talk so bad? Nothing kills me more than people who don’t speak properly but always want to act cute and say words that make absolutely no sense. They pronounce every syllable in that word and then look at you like you’re dumb when you’re looking at them like they’re dumb. I’ve sat in ...
It’s Better In The Land Of 700 Islands
I don't know what possessed me to take photos in Downtown Nassau on a July afternoon. It was sweltering hot. I think this summer is the hottest I have ever experienced in my life and it's not even August yet. Nonetheless, I don't regret enjoying my day playing tourist. Nonetheless, I had ...
Wake Up And Smell The Marijuana
Drug dealers, listen up. Don’t be stupid and jump on this “decriminalize marijuana” bandwagon because for a lot of you, you’re about to go out of business. (Add this to the list of things I never thought I’d tell a drug dealer). There seems to be a lot of groundswell to decriminalize medical ...